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baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.
Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.
by strykermech June 12, 2019
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Freedom of speech

Something that was never really respected by any government, ever.
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother

Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech

The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 16, 2024
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40 oz to freedom

No canadian's gonna spell reggae that wrong and get away with it, go hunt a moose or something

Anyways, 40 oz to freedom is a banger song and album by sublime. One of my favorite songs on the album is their rendition of Scarlet Begonias.
Guy 1: "LMAO I just saw a canadian guy spell reggae completely wrong!"
Guy 2: "That's fuckin' hilarious bro! Let's get stoned and listen to 40 oz to freedom!"
by Dr. John J. J. Schmidt, PhD January 9, 2023
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Freedom girl

A girl that has a pair of the baggy hippy pants and has the basic white girl tattoos. She’s very hair and most likely taken a gap year to find herself
She’s a freedom girl because She’s been to Thailand to help the community and has fed elephants and wants to Africa to feed African kids and teach how to count because she wants to show Instagram she’s got a heart.
#oh my God Thailand is so like amazing and spiritual and I think you should like really your part me go
by Beast99. November 23, 2021
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Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
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freedomness

The feeling of doing things not already determined even though you think all things are determined
I felt freedomness when I bought my chips
by Internetdweller November 21, 2020
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Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.
by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022
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