Dick fleece

The accumulation of lint, dust, and other materials gathered underneath the foreskin of a penis from the lack of showering and personal hygiene.

Boy 1: Dude, take a look a this!
Boy 2: Ugh! Wth is that thing!
Boy 1: Haven't showered for weeks. Its my dick fleece!

by becka.kim February 3, 2012

a freeze

A freeze can be a boy or Girl who is in a relationship. It might be the perfect date and they will joke around and be totally chill the whole day. But when being or about to be kissed, hugged or anything they freeze up and make that moment the most awkward thing ever. A freeze usually dies alone because of their inability to express or except any expressions of love.

Example #1

Boy: *hugs gf*
Girl: *tenses up or "freezes"*
Boy: "what's wrong?"
Girl: *says nothing just looks stunned*
Boy: "Wtf, ...bye"

Example 2

Guy 1: "how did your date with Emma go? Did you kiss?!"
Guy 2: "horrible. No we didn't kiss not even hug, the chicks such a freeze. I couldn't even hold her hand without her freaking out."
Guy 1: "That sucks.. Did you dump her yet?"
Guy 2: *puts phone back in pocket* "Yep just now."

by Hahahahaigotswag December 14, 2013

Freeper

A member of the Free Republic, a conservative news site. Because Liberalism has shifted so extremely to the left, some people view Conservatives as unstable extremists. Not so.

A Freeper believes that the Iraq war must be won, not only for the sake of stability in the Middle east, not only to avoid wasting the over 2000 lives of the American military that have already been spent building Democracy in an area of tyrants, but simply to protect our own shores from the rabid terrorists who would soon be over here were we to pull up stakes and surrender to the criminals there.

by RoadTest December 28, 2005

Freerealms

a hypocryt game. It's NAME is FREErealms but to get a lot of the things, you need to suscribe for a monthly membership, and you need to buy overpriced card. It's just a baby version of either runescape or world of warcraft. I reccoment not to get it.

Freerealms is the worst game ever

by field scout September 28, 2009

throat freeze

1. The affect of taking a very cold phallic object past the throat for so long as to freeze the larnyx and induce the same chemical reaction as a 'brain freeze' in the throat.

2. The act of deep-throating ice.

She was sucking on that popsicle so much she swallowed it whole and got throat freeze, Causing me to give her somthing hot to unfreeze it.

by Shaded One June 5, 2005

Freezeout

When the girl who sits next to you in Physics tries to hold your hand, and you completely ignore her. Then, you proceed to flirt with her much hotter friend, two desks away

I had to perform the great freezeout of 2k16 when that bitch tried to make a more.

by jfilb August 31, 2016

freememeskids

Ultimate meme thief, researches for hours on Instagram finding memes to steal. Damn, he even has more subs than Dolan Dark the duck!

Grandayy; DOLAN YOU BITCH LITTLE MEME THIEF
Dolan: lol
Grandayy: Your vids are trash, anyone could beat you.
Dolan: (chuckles)

FreeMemesKids: SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
Grandayy; That meme is dead tho
FreeMemesKids: ik but its me thing stealing the memes
Grandayy: Dolan I thought you were bad, but this dumbshit has more subs than you?

Dolan: ye
Grandayy: Shit I need to help you

by GetScrotedL December 28, 2018