Fred

Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).

Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH

by Havvok November 23, 2024

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The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024

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Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

by limdiforreal December 9, 2024

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