France

A shithole full of snobby pricks who think it's alright to drop nukes near Australia and New Zealand. The most notable thing about France is that it lost to Germany in World War 2 after 2 weeks even though it had been preparing for an invasion since 1918.

Tourist: I just went to France.

Friend: How was it?
Tourist: It's a shithole.

by sophisticatedaustralian September 7, 2018

franered

Getting drunk at a family event on Moonshine.

Man 1: how was your Thanksgiving?
Man 2: I got totally franered on Polish moonshine.

by Aggjsjj October 7, 2018

France

Surrender

Person 1: yo did you talk to the new exchange student from France?
Person 2: Nah, I don't speak surrender.

by HBXJOE November 6, 2018

Franger

Frustrated anger. When you are so frustrated with the situation that it makes you rage with anger.

So a while back this guy got out of his vehicle and punched a lady in the face, while his actions were unnecessary I can understand his level of franger.

by #chrisripslips January 12, 2019

Francesco giammarco

petty

francesco giammarco is petty

by Randomx2 February 21, 2019

France

The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.

Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

Francesco

Francesco is an Italian man who is very good looking and charming loves to cook, he can get any girls with his charming face but Francesco is the player type he will kiss you on first dates then would want to try and get in your panties, use you and dumps you with dumb excuses and will jump with another girl in a few days and might do the same thing but then he will try and get back with you not in person (or maybe) but In text message but say noooooo

Francesco has a biiiiiggggg sausage

by Princesssecret March 28, 2019