2 definitions by sophisticatedaustralian

France

A shithole full of snobby pricks who think it's alright to drop nukes near Australia and New Zealand. The most notable thing about France is that it lost to Germany in World War 2 after 2 weeks even though it had been preparing for an invasion since 1918.

Tourist: I just went to France.

Friend: How was it?
Tourist: It's a shithole.

by sophisticatedaustralian September 8, 2018

Fortnite

The largest cause of mental disability among young people in 2018.

Ben: Hey Bill hows your brother.
Bill: Not good, he hasn't played Fortnite for a while and is starting to get violent.

by sophisticatedaustralian September 8, 2018