Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Fork

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

Fork (name)

Fork is homosexual and quite low key about it, don't trust Fork.

Hey did you hear about what fork said?

I heard it was just a ruse
Fork (name) is a deceptive person

by Binx2sexy September 10, 2021

forked out

to eject someone unceremoniously from an interesting Skype or IM conversation.

I was just forked out of the skype. I don't understand why. Was I being annoying? Were you guys about to talk smack about me?

by onehornedpony November 24, 2010

Steaming Fork

When you are taught something but you learned nothing.

My life is a Steaming Fork

by Zucchini_weeny June 3, 2022

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

Fork

The fuck word except theprincibleisaround edition.

Jerry: "HOLY FU-"
Jeremy: "PRINCIBLE"
Jerry: "HOLY FORK"

by noiamyourgrandma April 26, 2022