flart

A flying fart. One that lingers in the air for a while.

Oh man, i just flarted.

by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015

flirt

Someone who parts a channel within thirty seconds of joining. Not to be confused with link spammers, flirts rarely say anything other than Hi.

This channel gets a lot of flirts in it, huh?

by Pez the Mighty June 29, 2005

flirt

being suductive with mike walmer(probably making you ali Bioth or meagan blazer.)

Wow look at mike walmer he is totally flirting with ALI BIOTCH (B-H)he is almost drooling

by Manya ( hahaha mike) you suck February 22, 2005

Flirt

someone who ruined a 5 year relationship

Genevieve Puebla is a big flirt, a bitch indeed.

by rhypp August 22, 2018