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Floofter

A fabulously flamboyant homo sapien whose mere strut can turn a sidewalk into a runway and whose wardrobe contains more sequins than a Vegas drag revue. The kind of gay whose essence radiates glitter, sass, and a sixth sense for brunch spots and good lighting. Known for popping into a room like a RuPaul catchphrase and leaving behind the faint scent of expensive cologne and well-timed shade.

Note:
Not offensive, unless you say it with hate instead of humor. Often used affectionately among friends or as a campy label of honor. Like “twink,” but with extra floof and possibly a feather boa.
"Brad didn’t just come out of the closet, he pirouetted out with a disco ball and a double mimosa—classic floofter move."
by Brisket_Bantr July 29, 2025
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Floof

One's pubic hair (or bush) only when it is particularly covered in fluffy sometimes wiry hairs.
Man, your floof is looking fine today!
by evabeaver7 September 1, 2025
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Floofernelius

Very iconic and is justified in their hate for Earwax
Me floofernelius and im here to say, “I hate earwax because they’re gai 😁”
by FloofyPenguin0 October 6, 2025
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Floofcels

Are a type of fIoofs sub group and copy of the original fIoofs basically.
Floofcels are just as bad as the original. Report them to the police.
by Harnte456e December 1, 2025
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compulsize floozy

an ugly female who is addicted to sending gross pictures of her vagina. will get guys to do her homework for blow jobs.

there is a song that goes with it

oh please touch me there,
this is my pleasure square,
i get so much action there,
F, U, C, K,
suck it, blow it all the way !

it is usually seen by others as pathetic.
Nicole is such a compulsize floozy because she sends pictures of her vagina to people she doesnt even know

other person: hahahah ! pathetic.
by smackers February 28, 2009
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Memphis Floozy

A mythical creature, nay, a Legend among over-sized paper airplanes. Originally christened the "Memphis Belle", the Floozy represented the hopes and dreams of the Nik Software CS team. On her 734th voyage, she veered off her flighpath, into the Bermuda Triangle, never to be seen again.

It is said she is seen nightly, soaring the skies between Awesome and Mythical. Such is the irony of the Floozy.
Matt: "Yo Alec, where is the Memphis Floozy?! I need that trick in my cube!"

Alec: "How dare you treat the Floozy with such disrespect!"

Mani: "The Floozy is a SAINT Matt, A SAINT!"
by mhallnik June 2, 2011
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The floofers

floofers The floofers is when u wash/condition your hair and after it dry’s it get’s really soft and very puffy
Jesus Jimmy, I just got the floofers how am I gonna get this to look good for my date with Carly tonight.
by Ya boi ehms June 7, 2018
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