filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

flingtong

a cool word that people say when they have nothing else to say

Ex. 1: Your such a flingtong!

Ex. 2: Yo waz up ya flingtong?

Ex. 3:- Can I lick your flingtong?

-No, its busy at the moment.

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Flingog

One that flings poop with a passion.

That is a real flingog right there!!!

by Trentical Trent December 14, 2012

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

flinging an egg

When a women is having her period usually resulting in moody behavior.

1 "She was really crazy when I talked to her. She must be flinging an egg." 2 used in a question; " Are you flinging an egg?"

by xray360 September 30, 2013

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

failing love

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.

We have a failing love

by Baby Dracula 7z July 11, 2016