Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

Fiberous Mosgrove

Pubic hair that grows in thicker, longer, and less curly when you are on a high fiber diet.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he got fiberous mosgrove.
Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McClugers: Must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Fiberous Mosgrove

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Fierce Fond

When you need to channel your inner Beyoncé to express your approval of something, even sausages.

Matt’s fierce fond of a Toulouse sausage

by Lloyd2025 December 28, 2024

Fierce Fond

When you channel your inner Beyoncé to express your approval

Matt’s fierce fond of a Toulouse

by Lloyd2025 December 28, 2024

Fiferous

1. Facetious in a conniving way, all while grinning with a stupid, shit-eating smile—one that involves the whole face, including the eyes, in a disingenuous display of faux sincerity. So infuriating it makes you want to commit war crimes.

2. Blatantly and unashamedly stupid, incompetent, or lazy, yet acting as though they are competent, in control, or somehow have your best interests at heart. Their entire demeanour is a masterclass in passive-aggressive condescension, making light of situations where they are clearly the problem.

3. The human embodiment of smug cluelessness, where incompetence meets unwarranted confidence, wrapped in a patronising, infuriating grin.

🔹 "That fiferous prick just told me ‘not to worry’ about the project he forgot to submit—while smiling like he just won the lottery."

🔹 "Debbie just hit us with a fiferous ‘We’re all in this together, guys!’ —while doing absolutely nothing herself ."

🔹 "He’s so fiferous, he’ll crash your car, hand you the wheel, and smile like he just taught you a valuable lesson."

by Dr. Dragan March 1, 2025

Figel Jockey

I person with big lips that look like they got stung by 100 bees and weird plastic surgery features.

“That girl looks like a Figel jockey.”
“Thats a level 99 Figel jockey”

by Jaxonwokeup April 3, 2025