fetus dance

The most brutal dance ever. Should mostly be used while Dying Fetus is being played but is funny and awesome when used for any type of music. Only used by very attractive people. Not to be confused with defecated fetuses.

Brett: Did you see that hot guy doing the fetus dance?
Justin: Yea, it was the most brutal dance I've ever seen, I have a boner.
Brett: Me too, let's make out.
Justin: Only if you rub your beer gut on my knees.
Brett: Don't ever say that again, thats gross.
Justin: Sorry
Brett: I love you
Justin: I'm bleeding diarreah
Brett: You should get that checked out
Justin: NO! Never, I like it
Brett: Me too.

by Chet "Spagett" McMichaelson Jr June 26, 2010

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Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.

OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019

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FEMUS • femussy • Femustache • Fetus • fetus deletus • Fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0 • femsplaining • fecus • femsplain • femstache

Fetus

An adgective denouncing something that smells very atrocious such as 2 girls 1 cup. Can also be an adjective used to describe something not very smart such as cone-rado. It can also be used as a synonym for ugly.

Jordan: WOW Conrad smells so bad!! he smells FETUS BAD!!!
Conrad: I smell fetus bad!

Jordan: Conrad's very fetus when it comes to having a life.

Jordan: Oh my gawd! look at the fetus guy over there
Scion: yeah, that's conrad...hes as ugly as a mug

by A$hley Jacobs January 7, 2009

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Blue Fetus

Horsea.....just go look at one.

Me- Horsea, you look like a blue fetus

Baby Horsea- horsea horsea horsea sea...horseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa.

Me- Don't deny it, you know you're a blue fetus.

Baby Horsea- Hoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrsssseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........

by RatchetBoo May 31, 2003

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Femsplaining

The explanation of something by someone who identifies as Female, typically to a sexist man (or someone who doesn't identify as Female), in a manner Supposedly regarded as condescending or patronizing. But is really just because they would rather not hear from anyone who identifies as Female (or doesn't Pass as Female or androgynous in their eyes)

Femsplaining isn't really a Thing, just another toxic tactic to both Gaslight and manipulate other's & situations, especially when Wrong in an Argument or misinformed/not informed about a thing in Question. But doesn't want to be Wrong.

Femsplaining also cannot exist without the brother phrase "Mansplaining", which has the Exact same Definition.

"Your response is classic femsplaining"
"Ugh, _____ isn't _____ it's _____! Quit Femsplaining, you're wrong and stupid"

by Roseberry22 March 11, 2021

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