faux invigordisastpublation

Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.

Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".

Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?

Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.

by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013

faux meme

A meme that is constructed by people (most commonly companies) that are outside the meme culture, often used in commercials or as a part of pop-culture references in various intellectual properties.

browses Facebook
sees Snickers-ad
chuckles
"Faux memes, nice"

by A S G O O D A S G O N E March 16, 2017

Faux Fenwick

In video, a lower 3rd of your audio chain, created by any other than Chris Fenwick of Office Hours. The audio chain is from microphone to computer for the daily Zoom call.

Tell us your audio chain through your faux Fenwick

by JCR-AH October 18, 2021

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

Faux-toe

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.

“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”

by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

Faux

A hoe but but with too high standards, leading to lack of promiscuity, hence a lack of hoeing. Pronunciation: rhymes with hoe.

She a faux fo sho, Just hasn’t met the right person

by NoMilkAfterEight March 31, 2022