An aside, like sotto voce, but spoken loudly enough that the person who is the subject can hear it, unlike sotto voce.
He spoke to them about me, but in a faux sotto voce for me to overhear: "Somebody doesn't know their place."
by TownWombat May 26, 2024
Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.
Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".
Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?
Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.
Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?
Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.
by Pseudonymimity Joe October 23, 2013
A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
by the_dan March 17, 2014
It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.
by Sizzilian June 07, 2011
by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006
Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
Also, the concept of interior design moreover.
An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.
by FuzzyBS July 04, 2011
A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011