Fabophobia

The fear of logging on to Facebook, or creating an account. Stems from the fear of being judged by others, exposing your private life or having too few friends to add (and thus embarrassing the friends you already have).

Jess: "Sara said she's not on Facebook because she rejects the principles of mass consumerism and the resulting strife for self legitimization."
Jill: "Fail, thats fabophobia! She just doesn't have any friends to add!"

by Plumpedump April 3, 2009

Fagbone

You take a bassoon bocal and shove it into a trombone.
Faggot + Trombone =
Fagbone.
One of the most eloquent and beautiful instruments ever conceived by man.

The Fagbone concerto was amazing!

by fagbonist August 22, 2011

failboding

The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to create a gigantic kerfluffle or imbroglio in the blogosphere, which is going to rock teh interwebz. You can just see it's headed directly for the oncoming juggernaut of discursive DOOM.

Did you read that post on X's blog? I have major failbodings about that.

by spes_unica June 16, 2009

Fagbook

MySpace

Person 1: Hit me up on myspace
Person 2: Fuck that, I don't have a fagbook.

by One Last Caress July 11, 2009

falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.

"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."

by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007

Falcon Pinch

A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.

Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.

I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!

by lolerdexyallanwins. July 8, 2010

fagboy

Someone who is addicted to a ps3 and gets boners from looking at it, also someone who claims killzone 2 is better than halo 3

Fagboy:: "Duh, im a fag, i like ps3"

by Unpopular Ownage June 23, 2009