Epic Oregon Fail

Similar to Oregon Fail, an Epic Oregon Fail is any event that kills your entire party. These include a particularly nasty wagon wreck while trying to cross a river, or everyone dying before you reach the second outpost.

My entire party drowned in the first river? EPIC Oregon Fail!

by sp33do January 13, 2009

fail

used as another word for 'suck', such as an unfortunate event happening to a person. it is a cruel and funny way to emphasize the pain of the person "failing"

person no#1: u heard about the guy that locked himself in his room and played WoW for 72 hours and died?

person # 2: fail

by llololololo January 4, 2009

Fail

A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.

1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."

2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."

by TheImmortal92 May 8, 2009

Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.

Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

Burrito Fail

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx

BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"

by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009

Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.

"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"

by tweetlesann June 16, 2009

Fail Fuel

Used to describe the fuel powering any failed attempt, action, or result.

After a terrible attempt to score a basketball shot:
"Way to use fail fuel on that one."

by stupidcakes June 19, 2009