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Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.
I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye
by Smellman April 2, 2009
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VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.
That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.
by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004
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foundred

Belfast - Northern Ireland Slang: To feel extremely cold.
You are at 'Norn Iron' with that lovely weather, and start to feel your fingers 'frozing', you should say:

'Ya know da craic? I'm foundred lad!'
by Leonardo Perovano September 17, 2007
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foundational assault

This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.
Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!
by Tina Ballance June 11, 2008
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Founderitis

When a founder retains disproportionate control in a startup past the time they are qualified to, leading to management problems:

-The organization is strongly identified with the founder.

-Staff meetings are held generally to rally the troops.

-Typically, there is little organizational infrastructure in place, and what is there is not used correctly.

-There is no succession plan.

-Key staff are typically selected by the founder and are often colleagues of the founder.

-Staff may be chosen due to their personal loyalty rather than skills or experience.

-Professionally trained and talented recruits, often recruited to resolve difficulties in the organization, find that they are not able to contribute in an effective and professional way

-The founder begins to believe his/her own Press/PR

-The company suffers from decreasing public trust.

-The organization becomes increasingly reactive, rather than proactive.

-The company is unable to listen to their own users, community or outside experts.

-The company is unable to learn from previous mistakes.

-The founder frequently tries to position themselves as a "visionary" in a market they are inexperienced in.

-The CEO is often unable to make tough choices related to operations such as removing inefficient staff.

-When challenged the CEO assumes that users who do not agree with the CEO simply cannot understand the expertise he/she has built.
Dan: Oh man, I wouldn't invest in that business that guy has a bad case of Founderitis

Steve: What's that?

Dan: It's like when Ted ran Kik into the ground and bled that unicorn dry...

Steve: Oh...
by B3NYC March 21, 2019
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Wikimedia Foundation

A NGO from US which holds people as slaves for decades. Literally.
- I never report the Wikimedia Foundation to the police because my life is free now
by Barkingdog May 27, 2023
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flounder pound

to shove a vagina in someone's face.
That stripper kept flounder pounding me last night.
by Carlo von Sexron Jr. October 22, 2008
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