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china rose

A vaginal sexual act in which the tongue is used to form the shape of a china rose with the flaps.
So, your mum came over and i gave her the best china rose of all time!
by League of anxiety July 14, 2016
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Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025
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CHINA HOLE

A deep narrow hole, typically dug in a remote area, typically wide enough to drop a body vertically, live or dead, and deep enough so the remains are not easily found. The term comes from the phrase, "Digging a hole to China" meaning to dig a hole so deep, it would poke out the other side of the Earth into China.
Those old school Vegas goons would dig China Holes out in the desert, planting enemies 10+ feet down, head first, and covering them up with with dirt and rocks. With no room to move around, they'd die within minutes or hours.
by chuckdeeznutz April 27, 2021
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China Insider

Where I go for all my China news... Now. I just found the channel. But it's good. And horrific. They flooded a BUNCH of cities, just, deliberately! And now there are a bunch of protests with people all "Why did you flood my city?" And the leadership is all "Ummm... Get back to work! Be friendly!"
Hym "I wish I had some kind of china insider... To find me Chinese woman... Who want to bang- God I'm horny today! What the hell is goong on with me!? I'm sorry guys. Ill stop the thirst posting. These fucking hoes around here got me trippin hard."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
mugGet the China Insidermug.
Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .
by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020
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you’re in china

1) the figurative meaning is when you over exaggerating the physical distance.

2) the literal meaning is when someone is actually located a great distance away.
I’m not driving that far! You’re in China! But I’m only 25 mins away.
by Lkwan78 July 14, 2019
mugGet the you’re in chinamug.

bing bong China

Product that is made in China and is of very poor quality.

Mass-produced, low quality product with nonsense brand name.
There's so much more bing bong China on Amazon these days, I end up looking elsewhere for a simple USB cable.
by DSPrice June 16, 2025
mugGet the bing bong Chinamug.

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