fiddlers

rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!"
A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.

(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz?

cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!

by bipdaboss January 3, 2014

fiddlesticks

a non-offensive way of saying "Bugger" in the sense of "Oh Bugger" or someone who likes to twirl twigs around between their fingers...

"Oh Fiddleticks" or You fiddlesticker/stickfiddler

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

fiddleford

A local hillbilly who lives in a dump and makes weird stuff

He is a fiddleford

by Phillihp pines June 16, 2018

jam fiddler

When you finger a girl when she doesnt want you to because shes on her period and then when you've finished you spread your fingers on bread and make her eat it. If you do not succed your not a jam fiddler

Ewww she ate a jam sandwich
Thats not a jam sandwich :O
Thats a jam fiddler

by Sam Spratley April 25, 2011

fiddling idiots

cry faggot lewlz

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Fidler

1. A person who lies or has an uncontroble need to stretch the truth for no reason.

2. A person who thinks himself a legend in his own mind.

3. Someone who is never around when you need him, but around when you don't

1. Why are you telling fidlers. You broke the desk now I'm going to have to tell a fidler to cover it up.

2. That guy has a fidler attiude. Fidler thinking has no place in this office.

3. Where is fidler when you need him? Man I wish fidler would just leave

by reggir0641 September 10, 2010

Fiedlerism

an organism that spreads reatrdation across where ever it may travel.

We have to kill all the Fiedlerisms before the world becomes stupid!

by Tim Snitcherberry December 2, 2004