Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

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Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025

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Express Fein

Those express feins who like to make the trains crowded instead of staying on the local train

A local 1 train pulls into 96th street a lot of people get off and wait for the 2 or 3 train (specially the 3) “omfg these stupid express feins”

by Charl1ek1rk0909 March 19, 2026

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FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

YOU MUST DO A PUSH-UP EVERY DAY OF FEBRUARY

BRO YOU READY FOR FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

by CHUCKLE PANTZZ November 1, 2025

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Super Skinny Fitness Frauen

Super Skinny Fitness Frauen sind Frauen, die auf Socialmedia Ihre, aufgrund von intensiven Trainingseinheiten unter dem Durchschnitt liegenden Körpermaße (BMI <18,5) in knapper Bekleidung zur Schau stellen.

by Juliane June 2, 2019

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