fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Golden Feces Effect

A term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. It is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.

-Bro, why is Jon hitting on Marisa? She's not very hot.

-It's just the Golden Feces Effect. All the other girls in the room are hideous.

by god's chosen one June 13, 2010

You fecking pickle

You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...

Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!

by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017

Spell Fecker

The frustrating inevitability that automated spell checkers will deviously change your text to something embarrassing and inappropriate

Wife - Darling , I know I'm being stubbornly but please just let me do this and dont insult me anymore...please..please
Husband - Okay donkey

Husband - Aaah! I typed Okey Dokey...stupid spell fecker

by GU248 May 20, 2021

ur species feces

The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors

Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces

*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*

by MajesticalTV May 17, 2018

fece

(n.),(v.)
fece is a remarkable word with great versatility as a noun or verb. Often used in place of "feces", "poop", etc; and occasionally in place of "fart".

(n.)Is that fece on the ground? (v.)"I went fece!"

by the fece-man cometh May 8, 2007

feces

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003