fanny-dick

a dick that is permanently wet from the production of excessive pre- cum resulting in it feeling like a moist fanny

His fanny-dick was extra wet today i felt like I was going down on a woman!!!

by Fi69 May 1, 2020

Bar Fanny

When a girl has been in a bar too long and her vagina starts to gush with sweat and smell like stale beer

"I think I've been in this bar too long, my vagina is so sweaty. I must have a case of Bar Fanny! What if a guy wants to go down on me!?"

"Dear lord, that girl last night must have had serious Bar Fanny, it absolutely stunk and tasted like the end of an old pint!"

by AMBBCN16 September 15, 2016

Fanny Blank

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

'I could've gotten with that guy, but she fanny blanked me'

by Bacon's babes June 20, 2012

fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.

how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.

by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017

Fanny droppings

Children

I gave my wife a birthday card an said she can have her presents when her fanny droppings wake up.

by Emanuel the Spaniel October 22, 2023

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Fanny Enzo

She belongs in a museum, cause her name a'might have never been used by any other person than her

Fanny Enzo is a weird funny girl

by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019