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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
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Rodriguez express

A Mexican gangbang at the restaurant “On The Border”
Welcome to On The Border, would you like to try the special? It’s the Rodriguez express!
by DeezNeetz May 2, 2024
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass
Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!
by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023
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