A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019
Get the Evan Cantormug. The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
Get the Evan Petersmug. by Kekmebaby May 24, 2017
Get the evan waremug. Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.
by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017
Get the Evan Ringmug. Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
by ajsol04 December 9, 2019
Get the evan lovasmug. by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017
Get the evan and ciaramug. 