The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022
Get the Evan Petersmug. A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019
Get the Evan Cantormug. by Kekmebaby May 24, 2017
Get the evan waremug. A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021
Get the Evan Nicholsmug. The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
by The corsa April 21, 2022
Get the Evan Tomlinsonmug. by Chadd100 June 28, 2019
Get the Evans highboimug.