peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour
G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!
by Bipplerunny November 15, 2015
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Maya Envy

The sudden possessive urge for a man (or woman) who is displaying attention or feelings to the object of their affection. This envy stems from wanting to receive similar attention.
Thursday, a man admired for his steadfastness, courage, and chivalry waved his hand to bid farewell to the friends he would be separated from, but one stood out most.

“Bye, Maya.” he called her by name, and his voice carried the sentiment of the days they shared.

With bittersweet joy displayed in her eyes, Maya waved back and said, “alright, thank you.”

And we watching the exchange wished Thursday would call our names too… we were all filled with Maya Envy.
by Poisonenvy November 29, 2023
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Entrée Envy

That moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else’s food looks
I had a bad case of entrée envy when I saw the elegant dish my girlfriend ordered next to my rice dish.
by Interius July 16, 2021
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a sauna of anger and envy

when something is just so horrible and maddening that you get so angry and envious it feels as if you are in a sauna.
Nelly’s prime throne over looking Nut City soon became a sauna of anger and envy
by susie squirrel March 20, 2009
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