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oreo dump

where you're taking a dump, ejaculate, and then continue with your dump
I had to shit real bad while watching porn so I took an oreo dump.
by Guy-who-watches-youtube December 13, 2014
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Food Dump

One who has a never ending pit as a stomach. They can keep eating and eating and eating
Guy 1: "uuhhhgg, I'm too full, I can't finish this"

Guy 2: "dude, give it to Food dump over there. He's been eyein up your plate for the past 5 minutes"

Food Dump: " you guys eat like birds"
by David Trawin November 3, 2006
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disco dump

1. take a shit in someone's empty washing machine
2. turn it on
3. watch the disco dump in full swing
"Eugeine gave me a hitler last week......so i left a disco dump at his place this arvo....
by Terrible Lie May 21, 2006
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aqua dump

The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.
The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.
by chuck0086 July 20, 2009
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Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.
1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"
by aceharr November 5, 2017
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Shakespeare Dump

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
by Roostafa March 31, 2010
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Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.
Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.
by HGH-MO July 19, 2009
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