oreo dump

where you're taking a dump, ejaculate, and then continue with your dump

I had to shit real bad while watching porn so I took an oreo dump.

by Guy-who-watches-youtube December 13, 2014

Food Dump

One who has a never ending pit as a stomach. They can keep eating and eating and eating

Guy 1: "uuhhhgg, I'm too full, I can't finish this"

Guy 2: "dude, give it to Food dump over there. He's been eyein up your plate for the past 5 minutes"

Food Dump: " you guys eat like birds"

by David Trawin November 3, 2006

disco dump

1. take a shit in someone's empty washing machine
2. turn it on
3. watch the disco dump in full swing

"Eugeine gave me a hitler last week......so i left a disco dump at his place this arvo....

by Terrible Lie May 21, 2006

aqua dump

The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.

The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.

by chuck0086 July 20, 2009

Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.

1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"

by aceharr November 5, 2017

Cross Dump

A particular variation of the "group poop," where two (preferably) male members expel fecal matter simultaneously in the two stalls next to each other on the third floor of the Sigma Chi fraternity house in Beloit, Wisconsin. In addition to the poop, one brother may play "ambient radio" on Pandora to give the environment an added sense of peace and tranquility. However, before the action is to take place, brothers must sign up for cross dumping times so that they are assured a cross dumping partner.

Athi: Kyle, how was cross dumping with Davecat?
Kyle: It was weird. He kept asking me if I enjoyed the wraps with aioli he made earlier... The only response I gave him was the sound of my entire insides being shat out.

Kyle (to numerous people in the room): You tryin' to cross dump?
Eddie: Yeah, give me a minute. You tryin' to bun first?

by DavecatDaCrossDumper May 2, 2012

seismic dump

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.

I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.

by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008