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dumbass disease

in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.
by epicsamurai700 October 7, 2019
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muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
by Tiku January 14, 2008
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Fudgepacker's Disease

The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.
by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009
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98 diseases

the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
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Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."
by colbertista137 November 10, 2006
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disease

The natural, phenotypic expression of a pathogenic cellular alteration--caused by complex social, political, economic, and environmental processes.
Although the disease cancer did not begin with the industrial revolution, it is now a major component of it because one of the most profound consequences of the event was an increase in average life expectancy particularly for those of us who live in the so-called industrialized world. Cancer needs time to develop. Another consequence, of course, has been an increase in environmental toxins as a result of our economic activity. Cancer is stimulated, biochemically, by carcinogens like those found in pesticides.
by aaaranda420 October 6, 2012
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poopie doopie disease

defines any physical condition defined or otherwise including deformities,motor impairments,ugliness,retardation,being fat,mental, idiotic, overly gay,shitheaded,fucknutted too short, too tall, dildonic, smelling like pancakes,has skin flippies,overly large forehead (aka fivehead),double chinned,fat necked, having one giant ball,smells buttery,having open sores on weiner,spastic,limpy,tourettes syndrome,dog barking,dirty cooch,booger eating,cum guzzling,eats too many eggs,anal insertion,growth,squidgee butt cheeks.also covers people who have drowned to death.
Do you see the freak with poopie doopie disease
by your moms tits July 30, 2008
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