Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

Diaperia

When you got diarrhea so bad you need to be wearing a diaper; especially around other people and going to bed.

Honey, please wear a diaperia before coming to bed because I'm not washing the sheets or blaming the cat tonight.

by Getchuckie August 6, 2023

Diaper

i know why your here......YOU PERVERT....or your either here cause your not a pervert and just wanna know alot!

an example is "change the diaper"

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024

Diaper Baby

someone who is being a bitch such as rage quitting a game or dropping plans last minute

"Wait how come Gabe isnt coming anymore?" "Apparently his stomach hurts." "Bro, what a fucking diaper baby"

by bemtrolt April 13, 2024

Diaper Foam

The foam extracted from a nursing home patient's diapy wipey after being used for government experimentation aka PSYOP milking.

Edow Robert mentions this in Sahelanthropus Gobb annual bitey bite sleazefest in The Land Beyond Dreams by Stephen King.

Bill Murray: I smell diaper foam! Yuuuck!
David Cross: I was sticking my head in the toilet and singing Nicki Minaj songs, what was that?
Bill: I said I smell diaper foam, goddamnit!
David:Oopsy! Me diapey full daddy!!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom July 14, 2024