Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.

Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral

by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017

Depression beard

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave

Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard

by I don't really care December 12, 2018

depression room

A depression room is an excessively messy room that's a result of months or possibly years of neglect due to mental health, usually depression. Common objects you can find in this room are rotten or molding foods, plastic wrappers, used dishes, mountains of clothes, bugs/insects or small animals (yes, it is very common to find little creepy crawlers in depression rooms), general trash and cluttered things.

The reason it's neglected to be cleaned is because the person who has depression or other mental health issues finds no motivation or better reason to clean their room. It's going to get messy all over again, so what's the point?

There is no shame in having having one of these. People with mental issues are going to find themselves in one of these at some point.

You, realizing this definition matches your living space: Oh shit, I have a depression room.

by gummybear1452 September 20, 2022

depression bulb

A light bulb that does not emit light but instead emits darkness therefore causes depression in people.

I turned on the light and my soul was emptied because it's a depression bulb.

by AgentG36K July 24, 2018

Depression Hoodie

A close fitting sweatshirt with hood that one immerses themselves in to keep out the world during times of sadness.

He must have said something wrong Erin is totally in the Depression Hoodie stage.

by Imajica21 May 10, 2005

depression boi

Very chill person but is constantly feeling worthless or sad hiding behind a fake smile the only one who knows they’re a depression boi is their bestfriend and their significant other

(Commonly confused with sad boi)

Aye do you think that guys a depression boi?
Nah that’s just a sad boi

by Earth to Ki June 14, 2018

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017