That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.
Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!
Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH
by BigCharles12 March 28, 2011
"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"
by proxyserver April 24, 2016
The Bush Administration slashed taxes for the wealthy while spending massive amounts of money on the bush war in Iraq, which created huge budget deficits. This along with deregulation of business caused a collapse of the financial sector and the worst economy since the Great Depression. Since Obama will be the one that has to clean up this mess Bushies call it the Obama Depression.
by Michael_Hunt July 25, 2009
Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media
My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression
Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is
OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!
Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is
OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!
by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018
Relationship Depression :
When you go to a relationship and break up after a while and still the memories of the person who you were once in relationship stays in your mind and heart and you really get depressed missing him real bad
When you go to a relationship and break up after a while and still the memories of the person who you were once in relationship stays in your mind and heart and you really get depressed missing him real bad
Megan : I cant believe it that Darren and I are over :\
Feba : Its ookay Megan , now dont feel like those relationship depression people
Feba : Its ookay Megan , now dont feel like those relationship depression people
by The Dead Gone September 19, 2009
by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019
A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.
Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.
This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.
This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."
Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."
Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."
Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."
Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."
by Vixtellion April 12, 2017