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david

an amazingly sweet boy. he’s mature, and respectful. he can always make you laugh no matter what. you can have countless conversations for hours, serious and silly. he gives amazing advice. he’s someone you can always go to, count on, and trust. he’s overprotective and actually cares about you and checks up on you.
by agirlwhoisagirl October 17, 2019
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david it

david it |DEY-vid it| verb, david'd, daviding, david
-verb (used with subject)
1. The process in which one floors a manual car before, during, or after a stop for no apparent reason; knowingly that people are observant of his actions and that there is a stop straight ahead, and is driving with 0% efficiency by obtaining poor miles per gallon.
2. When one drives a 99' Honda Civic EX and plays loud techo/trance music for no apparent reason with windows rolled all the way down; trying to look cool in front of ones friends, but in actuality, one is embarrassing not only himself, but those who are also present in the same vehicle.
3. To drive the entire day and nothing else because everything else is requires too much effort; a taxi driver; a loner; a basement liver; selfish being; meaningless being; anti-social; a pushover; a failure in life; a leecher; unreliable.
4. Trying to bamboozle ones money to buy ANYTHING (sweets in particular; for example, MOCHI, a Japanese delight), but fails miserably.
1. David, stop daviding it, there is a stop sign right there correct? Why are you using my car and flooring it like it's yours and wasting my gas?
2. You do realize that you just david'd us right? Because the car that just past by was laughing at us because of your loud ridiculous music that none of us likes besides you.
3. Person A: So what are you doing today?
Person B: I'm feeling a bit down, I guess I'll just david it today...
Person A: Alright bro, call me when you're ready to ACTUALLY do something.
4. Person 1: Can you BUY a box of mochi for me?
Person 2: Are you going to pay me back?
Person 1: ehh…
Person 2: Then no, don't david me, I'm not buying it for your broke ass.
by sensei MOCHI July 3, 2007
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Davided

When a girl asks you to a dance or anything in front of class and all you can say is yes or you'll look like a dick
"Fuck! I got Davided by Michelle in math earlier today."
by Shu Willis May 4, 2016
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david

David is a sweet guy that cares for his friends and, has amazing hair ,strong,handsome , is a panda(spirit animal),loves rock ,is a sucker for sour patch kids but will always try to make it fair and when he can he feels bad after wards ,and wants every one to know they are wanted.
Girl 1:have you meet that guy

Girl 2:yeah he's such a David
by jsjchhwjdjsiaowmnd bc hdh February 7, 2015
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david

A david is a kind hearted person. He always puts the people he loves first. No matter what people say to him he will always come out on top. He might not have a lot of friends but he makes up for it with all the love he has. He understands women and how to treat them.
david has a huge heart
by swaggie23 October 29, 2012
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Davidism

A religion established in 2017. It’s centered around the belief that a man named David is God and is the most awesome person on earth. He draws his power from his awesome rays and everything he says should be taken as truth. This religion is grounded in the belief that most people are born sucky and are made awesome through David.
Alex: That Jaimen guy seems really awesome.
Jenn: It’s because he is infinitely more awesome, he’s started practicing Davidism.
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
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a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation
him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David
by LiLPička March 24, 2019
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