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Dairy Queen

Despite the good food, is the absolutely worst fucking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like I did) or quit, you'll be celebrating with tears of JOY.

WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.
Friend 1: "Yo, Jake! You know Bob got canned from Dairy Queen the other day?"

Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"

Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."

Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."

Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."
by IsraelHands09 December 2, 2010
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daisy

guy1: hey look at that daisy!
guy2: yeah shes a hot bitch.
by yourmommy:P October 13, 2011
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Daisy Dukes

Very tight, very short, buttock revealing denim cut off shorts as worn by Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard tv show in the eighties.
Shit man - look at her Daisy Dukes - they are too ill....I getting a sweat now.
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Daisy

Daisy usually has long brown hair hazel eyes and very long eyelashes. she always makes an effort to look very pretty and she loves to do make up. Daisy doesn't like arguing but always finds herself in the middle of a disagreement. shes very loud and out going, she loves being centre of attention and always what you to notice her. she is extremely overprotective over family and her boyfriend. if i was you i wouldn't mess with a daisy but if you have a daisy as a friend,girlfriend or shes family never let her go because she will be the best thing to happen to you.
have you seen Daisy's long eyelashes
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driving miss daisy

Driving in a car with two people, but instead of the passenger riding shotgun, they are sitting in the back seat. Refers to the film "Driving Miss Daisy". May or may not involve the person in the back seat getting high.
Why was your friend sitting in the back seat? Oh, he wanted to go driving miss daisy style.
by smashmole June 30, 2009
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..dailynxssa

A fanpage for Nessa Barrett. Is super nice and funny. Also will talk to you about any problem you have and is the best nessa fanpage.
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dairy dip tip

A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.
I'm certain my bowels are empty as my turd had a dairy dip tip.
by nekidcamper January 23, 2010
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