Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

by Faux Foe July 6, 2016

indian dad

Kumon.

"InDiAn DaD DeMaNdS YoU TO GO TO KuMON"

by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019

vincents dad

A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.

Bill: You are acting like Vincents Dad
Joe: oof

by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018

Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk

Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth

by A72728228 April 30, 2021

Darwin Dad

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!

Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?

by scott wallis February 11, 2017

Dad's Trophy

Female genitalia. Though it was used as a dirty joke in the show Dexter's Laboratory.

Woman: Clumsy me! *bends over to grab something*
Dexter: Dad's Trophy!

by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019

Josh's Dad

A Highly Skilled Van Driver. Also The Owner Of A Fake Ice Cream Truck

Josh's Dad

by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015