Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021

Ceiling diarrhea

Noun, Slang: an event where the ceiling of a building bursts and discharges an often brown and gross-smelling fluid. Can cause minimal to absolute intolerable inconveniences and distruptions.

Originates from a nickname of the event at Atlanta airport where a ceiling collapsed anddischarged a brown and wretched smelling fluid in a large burst.

One of my classes had to be cancellee because the lecture hall had ceiling diarrhea

by ErPhox05 August 7, 2025

Diarrhea breath

The sensation of your digestive system gases going up to your breath. It usually happens if you have a stomach ache.

I never saw a person ever talk about diarrhea breath and there's no page talking about it so I'm the one who's going to do it

by Ivv October 27, 2017

Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge

The Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. This is a special method of Chicken Bilch.

"Y'all down to do the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge?"
"Hell yeah bro, who's bathroom are we doing it in?"

by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025

That’s Diarrhea

When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken

Yo homie can I go by ?

Answers , naw
Aww That’s Diarrhea right der.

by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025