Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

Deck

A group of asexuals

The deck decided to bake cakes at their next meeting. After word, they plan to have a nice discussion about dragons, space, cake, plants, and everything else ace related. All while eating all the cake they made.

by Just.Another.Ace April 28, 2019

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

Deck up

Jump out of swimming pool and jump back in and keep swimming, like burpee sets in between swimming sets. The goal is to keep heart rate high. Pro tip: if someone asks are you finished, yell no.

Swim 100 string with deck up

by red pine cone October 2, 2019