Full custody is the act of shooting your load onto someone and then grabbing it; maintaining control, so you can rid of the evidence in a one fell swoop before they can do anything to make you pay child support.
"Oh shucks, I just finished on this girl, I better take Full Custody of my load before this crazy woman does something drastic with my unegged children."
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My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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Roy the custodian is the mascot of glynn academy. he will get you out of class and let you help him and bobby clean the cafeteria or go to the teachers lounge. he is usually found holding a knife to someone’s throat or calling someone a “lil bitchass” or a “dumbass” no one will snitch on him because he will kill them
by roy the custodian January 25, 2019
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Get the Lmao i aint no custodian mug."You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
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Steve & Ted are total Big Dan's Tavern Customers they tried to Cosby some chick at the bar last week.
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