first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.

Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.

by thatoneguyx August 8, 2016

cuntage

being like a massive cunt

My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

Cuntalicious

When something is extra fishy.

This fish taco is totally cuntalicious

This is very cuntalicious if you ask me. (very fishy, hard to believe)

by Dan Sekowski May 21, 2008

Cuntage

Cuntage -pronounced: cun-tage - used to describe an event or a group of cunts (for group use plural-Cuntages) can be good or bad but it is mostly good things

example 1;'oi mate did you go to that party yesterday it was well cuntage' example 2; 'you f00kin cuntages'

by SodaBread October 24, 2017

cuntard

a woman whos a retard

That girl was such a cuntard!

by heyursupergay99 February 13, 2010

cuntascunta

1) a vagina which is extra foul
2) a detestable woman who also has a dirty vagina

I can't believe he cheated on me with that cuntascunta!

by Lauren, Becca and Cassie December 27, 2007

CUNTALOFUS

a slag word for a sloppy,dirty,hairy smelly pussy

thats one ditry CUNTALOFUS

by Nicky Sacs October 25, 2009