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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
mugGet the I don´t have a crystal ballmug.
Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8smug.

Crystal dilly

A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.
Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by vqmett February 24, 2023
mugGet the Crystal dillymug.

Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.
by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023
mugGet the Crystal Cafemug.

Crystal

For someone to be named Crystal is amazing. They can be so generous and genuine. All they think about is trying to make someone else happy. They get up and try to help you fix your problem even if you don’t ask. They joke a lot and whenever you’re around a Crystal you automatically see sunshine! Their personalities are beautiful and soul taking. Get you a Crystal! Please do not take advantage of one tho! You don’t even know how they’ll teach you a lesson!
Crystal? She’s freaking funny!!!
by Backthefuture November 22, 2021
mugGet the Crystalmug.

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
mugGet the Crystal courtmug.

danny and crystal

Danny and Crystal is also another term for meant to be
They are like danny and crystal
by Roster 34 November 20, 2023
mugGet the danny and crystalmug.

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