I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8s
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 09, 2020
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Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
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Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up
by AySly February 03, 2023
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Crystal Pierre

Crystal Pierre is a beautiful, talented, amazing girl. She is so passionate and someday she's gonna become a well known actress. She's very good at dancing and can also rap a little! She's gorgeous even if she doesn't see it herself. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's also a HUGEEEEEEEE Billie Eilish fan , she LOVESSSSSSS Billie so much. She also loves Justin Bieber, but Billie is her favourite. 😍🥰😘
Hey did you hear about that amazing actress?
Yeah um I think her name is like Crystal Pierre right?!
Yeah she is so beautiful, talented and amazing!!!!!!
by crystalpierre_ November 11, 2020
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