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Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
mugGet the I don´t have a crystal ballmug.
Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8smug.

Crystal

Crystal just likes to forget everything bad she’s ever done and throws a tantrum when the love of her life does one bad thing, she is very dishonest, unloyal, and disrespectful. She lacks knowledge and acts like she’s above everyone just because she’s one year older. Horrible bitch.
People either hate or hate crystal.
by Monstermunchxxxx October 31, 2022
mugGet the Crystalmug.

Crystal

She is a girl that cherishes her friends and will feel weird about fake friends but won’t drop them. She is afraid that she will hurt others feelings so she keeps most/all of her thoughts to herself. She loves reading, drawing, colouring, video games. She is pretty smart and has heaps of friends. Sometimes she wishes for a fresh start but shell deal with what she has. She is pretty sensitive and you don’t want to get on the bad side of her.
“Wow look at the smart alack, she’s a crystal!
by ᑕᖇYᔕTᗩᒪ January 11, 2022
mugGet the Crystalmug.

Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.
Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.
by waltersplat November 22, 2023
mugGet the Crystal Teardropmug.

Crystal

Crystal,a crazy girl that kind of sucks at her mother tounge,shes flapping her hair around 24/7 and is a serious joker.shes always willing to know everything about everyone.shes crazy again and short.
Person : crystal help idk how to do this worksheet
Crystql : y ru asking me bro
by Questionmarkusers November 15, 2022
mugGet the Crystalmug.

Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal
by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Crystal Atkinmug.

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