Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

by crabman May 28, 2008

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.

After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.

by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009

crustastic

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...

"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"

by Cruste September 24, 2003

crusty boomers

Baby Boomers who are luddites, technophobes or just stuck in an old way of thinking.

I'm tired of all these cool gadgets being struck down by crusty boomers. They need to get over their fear of anything embraced by younger generations.

Oh great! Another crusty boomer dissing my piercings.

by One who can't be named December 8, 2006

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008