Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Crunchy

Immediate shame and embarrassment experienced after severely criticizing someone and then immediately realizing you’re wrong.

Madison yelled at Travis in front of everyone for tracking mud on the floors, then saw it was actually from HER shoes. She felt SO crunchy!

by Exceladora November 28, 2021

crunchify

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021

crunchify

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)

“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”

by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022

Crunchy

Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.

Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022