cobbler

A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".

You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.

by p0ppa May 4, 2016

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mother walked in and caught me cobbling.

by The real bubbles June 1, 2016

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mom walked in on me cobbling.

by My name is bubbles May 31, 2016

Cobbling

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.

I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.

by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019

Cobblestone

Life.

People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.

When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.

SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.

by awesomeMB9 October 16, 2020

squat cobbler

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016