Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024

Criticize

And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.

Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.

"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"

by Khizzar March 17, 2024

criticism

when your friend criticizes your choices just because. especially when they say you will be the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy three extra books... (you already have)

- Spoiled brat

stop giving me criticism - spoiled brat
no, I want to criticize you - best friend

by readyouryoung April 2, 2024

criticism

when your friend says you are the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy extra editions of some of the books you already have (like learn to chill bro)

-spoiled brat

"you are always so mean" - spoiled brat

"no, it's criticism" - friend

by readyouryoung April 4, 2024

Criticizing A.I.

Stop doing it. You're actively preventing me from fixing it.

Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024