what the crap

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.

guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.

by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009

crap

1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).

My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.

by Keegan Sweett August 5, 2008

sack of crap

A sack that is full of shit, Sean O' Brien

Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.

by DumbWoob May 14, 2004

piece of crap

A thing where one oerson is too freaking scared to say "you piece of shit" so they say "you piece of crap"... they're basically the same thing.

Some Random Dude: Hello crap for crap... you are a piece of crap.

by Tha guy April 24, 2005

Cholo Capris

Jorts worn by guys who think they are really tough. They are so baggy that they end up looking like European manpris.

Person 1: Ew look at those manpris on that metrosexual.
Person 2: Naw sucka that's a true G. Dose is shorts.
Person 1: Haha no. They are way too long. If you don't want to call them capris you have to admit they're cholo capris. You can only see his ankles!

by JWSZ July 17, 2009

Crap

poop

poop

by Holly January 2, 2007

rap is crap

A persons opinion.

Nothing more, nothing less.

See Rock is crap Pop is crap Jazz is crap D&B is crap etc. is crap

Rap is crap, oh well i'll listen to whatever i usually like and move on with my life...

by Bean945 August 4, 2006