1. A crap so fierce malodorous that its roar odor can be heard smelled throughout the entire jungle house
2. The reining king of craps
2. The reining king of craps
by Dr Urich June 6, 2015
Get the Crapasaurus Rex mug.Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.
James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!
by Auld simp March 26, 2016
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A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.
James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?
Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato
James: You want any pastries with that?
Chris: Erm...
Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato
James: You want any pastries with that?
Chris: Erm...
by Auld simp March 26, 2016
Get the crappiato mug.The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.
by shickst May 29, 2016
Get the crappish mug.When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.
I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.
by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017
Get the Crappertunity mug.After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
Get the Crapple Bobbing mug.An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
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