Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!
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Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!
Remember the day I found my Craig

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by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021
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Craig

Craig is a sexy person.He has a large cock.He is good at tennis.He fucks his turks in the hallway
Omg craig has a bbc
by Craig is cute69420 December 5, 2019
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craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
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craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks
by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
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