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Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.
Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.
by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022
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Bingleton Coochiesmith

Funny guy,also the cousin of quandale dingle and also has a discord acc not like quandale dingle
Bingleton Coochiesmith funniest meme ever
- i agree
by fartgun May 27, 2022
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shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is a popular social media hyped assortment of themed food items artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".
We had a shark coochie board potluck party where everyone brought a themed board: sushi board, assorted fries board, cold cuts and cheese board, exotic fruits board, boiled crustaceans board, dessert board etc. SO YUM!!
by BoredGal21 November 16, 2022
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Fishy Coochie

A vagina that smells like a stormy day on a fishing boat in the middle of the Atlantic.
Man #1: Oh, you slept with her too?

*Daps Man 2 up*

Man #2: Yeah, bruh....was it your first time tasting tilapia?
Man #1: Nah, I've had it before! I love a fishy coochie.
by HerpieHerb69 November 18, 2022
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Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.
Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015
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9/11’d that coochie

Ross 9/11’d that coochie
by Roossssss October 19, 2018
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Slayer of Coochie

An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.
Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”

Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
by Coolio69420 January 1, 2019
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