CANDY WHITE BUTT

Commonly used term which your southern girlfriend calls her western boyfriend when trying to be funny and get his attention.

Get your Candy White Butt to Virginia Beach or you are in trouble!

by Holby1 October 8, 2016

candy packed

Some one who has a lot of cocaine.

"Is that a lot of cocaine?" "Yes, you donkey brained bastard I'm candy packed!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy packed

A pistol loaded with cocaine.

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017

candytuft

The candytuft (aka the triangle), is a small section of pubic hair somewhere between the bikini line and landing strip.

As featured in the 50 Cent song “Candy Tuft”

Dude, her candytuft tickled my nose and I sneezed as I was eating her out

by SvenTBarbarian May 11, 2018

Candy

A really horny Canadian Girl who has your Kinks.

Bro this girl is like Candy.

by Candy dater! May 13, 2018