the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez

The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

tp condom

A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.

Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.

by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016

Condom virginity

The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.

Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.

by Philly in AZ June 14, 2018

Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 3, 2023

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.

Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023