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Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023
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You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023
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Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
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take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot
:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
by RasNir September 26, 2020
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Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021
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Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022
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the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez
The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello
by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021
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