god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

by qwerty March 25, 2004

I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

colorado

State in the U.S. founded in 1876 located in the Rocky Mountain region. Denver is it's capitol.

Colorado... brown... synonyms?

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Contractor

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.

Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.

by LeotheMan January 29, 2009

Contrafibularities

Word used to confuse somebody using big words who thinks they are smart.

Pardon my Contrafibularities

by Nunyabiznis September 14, 2013

colorado rockies

Act of shiting on a women chest, and haveing her rub her titis toether while you rub your cock in between them creating a beautiful brown mountain scape.

I colorado rockies my girl and then had her lick my chocolate cone.

by kel rock September 22, 2006

coldrank

A refreshing carbonated beverage; also known as a soft drink, cola, pop, or Coke

Son, hand me a coldrank!

by Bleh November 23, 2002